Thursday, January 5, 2012

Plastic Fantastic?

Arrrgghhh! If you thought the riots of 2011 made me mad you wiill need to duck for this rant. Vain, stupid & frankly self obsessed women it would appear are clamouring for ME as a UK taxpayer to pay for them to have their utterly unecssary & pathetic & stupid pneumatic breast implants removed on the NHS as it has transpired many are full of silicone that isn't medical grade but that is the stuff you put 'round the bath to stop it leaking (well almost). Well boo hoo - your freakishly large boobs aren't quite what you thought they were? Caveat Emptor. If the NHS remove just one faulty implant, I am witholding tax. Seriously. I'm not talking about women who have had breast cancer & necessary reconstructive surgery, I am talking about young, impressionable idiots who watch TOWIE and who think that having 2 footballs glued to your chest is attractive. Well newsflash - it isn't! Yes plenty of people would stop & gawk at a pair of 42FFF's but only in the way that you'd stop & look at a freakishly big dog - with astonishment. And you know what, if that kind of self abusive & frankly unecessary surgery goes wrong well tough whatsit you paid for it to be done (idiot) you pay for it to be undone. There are children in hospital with life threatening diseases & vulnerable old people with Alzheimers who I elect my NHS tax to be spent on not vacuous looks obsessed ingrates. 

And it gets worse (if it can) apparently many cosmetic fillers - stuff you inject under your skin - seriously UGGHHH - are also made of polyfiller or cement or builders caulk and are starting to harden & make vain stupid people's lips & cheeks go weird & have to be (I quote) "dug out". If you thought injecting a strain of the Black Death - yes Botulism AKA Botox - into your forehead was gross how good is this? Hmm surely this is now one for a greater collective Darwin award? HOW stupid do you have to be to inject / add anything into you that isn't necessary & think "oh that'll be fine" fduhhhh


Surely you only have to look at the  images I found to accompany this. One is of some reality show "woman" (I use the term loosely as I really am not sure what it is) who clearly keeps footballs up her top & the other is the once lovely Lesley Ash, one shot before she started messing unnecessarily with her face, the other obviously afterwards. One question - Look how goregous she was. Why?

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