Monday, July 22, 2013

Enough Already!

OK OK. Summer. I get it. Hot weather. Well done. Good for you, however you are now simply showing off & have stayed far too long this year. Hoo-Blooming-Rah for wall to wall sunshine & impossibly sunny days. We are now into the third week of the temperature in the FauxSurrey garden registering OVER 30 degrees Celsius. But in the FauxSurreyConservatory it has been almost 45 degrees which is utterly ridiculous.

It's not funny any more. The joke is now over; it was the hottest day on record or something stupid today. The trains are disgusting, the roads are melting, the flowers are wilting, the KC is being super naughty and staying out late in the relative cool of the night time - up to 4 hours past her normal bedtime! - and any shred of tolerance of others I may have possessed has been utterly destroyed.

What is it about this weather that makes people think they can be outside & make ridiculous, unnecessary amounts of noise? We all have our doors & windows open you know!! And some of us (clearly foolishly) are trying hard to work from home. On top of the omnipresent 'Chessington-World-of-shouting-&-water-adventures-theme-park' we now have other neighbours' teenagers cranking up the stereo - maybe they are trying to get rid of some moles ... the ear splitting thud thud thudding of crap bass would suggest as much.



 

What do we want? Torrential rain & a serious drop in temperature & possibly a power cut

When do we want it? NOW!!! PLEASE ......

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