Monday, August 29, 2011
A microdiscectomy isn't just for Valentines Day ...
Tuesday, August 23, 2011
Take a break ...??
OK OK I did it again; after vowing I would never ever do it again, I stupidly did it again. I went on a family holiday in the UK. I got lulled into it – the promise of 2 weekend parties, multiple locations – I thought oh come on, at least one of them had to be good – no??? Well…. If you don’t count the emergency hugely expensive “get me out of here now or I am going home immediately” sheer bloody luxury, god we were lucky farmhouse (booked over the initial godawful house I had found. So yes we paid twice …) then NO! I have an uncanny knack of choosing absolutely awful places. Leaving behind my perfect mattress, my newly refurbished, redecorated & and stunningly beautiful house we prayed hard as we headed north. But clearly to the wrong god. .
The first house of horrors – where to begin?? The website gave it 4 stars. Would HATE to see 3 star or fewer properties ... Tiny; dark; pokey; uncomfortable; r
abbit hutch; 12” portable TV (seriously) no DVD but VHS player (yup – seriously); treacherous ladder -like stairs, limited head room (ouch); said sleeps 6 but only had one loo (which was in the bathroom & we were travelling with 15 year old girl - just work that out!); no dishwasher; off the main road but high up enough to get perfect acoustics of articulated lorries; no allocated parking on cobbled double yellow line street; (we have a 4x4), if you opened the bedroom door you hit the bed; rooms so small you couldn’t get you & your suitcase in at the same time; to sit at the table you had to move the sofa & 2 chairs (I use the word sofa loosely - had thin woooden arms & tapestry upholstery); the ironing board was the shirt attachment for a real one & went on the table (which you had to move….). I’ll stop there before you die laughing!!
But we only had 5 nights in blissville. Then onto more dodgy lodgings. But much worse than poor real estate were 2 permanently sulky teenagers who didn’t want to get out of bed till 2pm, didn’t lift a finger, didn’t want to eat when we wanted to eat, were surgically attached to a BlackBerry or PS3 and who complained, bitterly, constantly that they weren’t abroad, or they were bored. Seriously – next year if I even put the words family & holiday in the same sentenced have me sectioned. Immediately.
The first house of horrors – where to begin?? The website gave it 4 stars. Would HATE to see 3 star or fewer properties ... Tiny; dark; pokey; uncomfortable; r

So after 2 vile nights in the horror house hubby & I headed to library to get WiFi a
nd embarked on a search of the interweb; 3 begging phone calls later we handed over a vast amount of money – seriously vast we could’ve gone to the south of France – we finally secured heaven. A huge 6 bed, 4 bath beautifully designed & kitted out farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. Granite worktops & handmade lightshades. Underfloor heating beneath stunning tiles. 3 huge living rooms with views of the stream passing by & the cows & the bats. Interesting local residents too; 3 ‘wild’ chickens a cockerel & 2 ducks. The 2 ducks were hatched – accidentally - by a chicken & the funniest sight in the world was a tiny white chicken being followed by 2 huge honking ducks!

Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Riotous?
I have to say something about what’s been happening on the streets of our cities – certainly about what’s been happening in London.
I am aghast. I am angry of Tunbridge Wells, I am a Daily Mail reader, I am leaning to the right of Attila the Hun. All of my PC sensibilities (the few that I had!) have been stripped back by my complete disbelief & disgust at the actions of a few “feral rats” (great phrase coined by livid shopkeeper in Ealing) who have taken it upon themselves, as they are bored, stupid, arrogant & genetically greedy, to use the death of a man to go smashing windows, causing terror & looting. It’s as simple as that.
As I said in an earlier post – how did this country breed such amoral, ignorant, selfish f*ckw*ts? Who are their parents? How do you get parenting so completely & utterly wrong? If you look at the images of the people already posted up on the internet as “persons of great interest” you see a despressing raft of images of the the great disaffected, the hooded “who gives a sh*t?” the “you can’t touch me,” the “that contravenes my human rights,” the “you don’t respect me,” the “ I breathe therefore I deserve (demand)” generation. Respect? I doubt any of them can even spell it. As for human rights – well you have to behave like a human to get those.
Cameron said that there would be serious consequences, that people would be arrested & feel the full force of the law. Oh really. A night in the cells? 6 weeks in jail? Ooh I can feel from here they are quaking in their boots. A criminal record? Pah, who cares? It’s not like it will affect their future employment. An ASBO – great! A badge of honour!
We need – as a society & certainly those in “authority” - to grow a pair. These are creatures (I will not dignify them by describing them as humans or people as they are neither) need to be shown we will NOT stand for this sort of behaviour. Ever. From anyone, no matter what the reason / excuse / whinge may be. Being PC and “talking” and trying to “understand them” and trying to “see where we can help” will get us nowhere. They will take the p*ss as they are curently taking mobile phones.
The punishment should fit the crime. There is currently an online petition calling for anyone convicted of rioting to lose all benefits, should they be claiming them. Well that’s a start. I am all for getting out the water cannon & the rubber bullets. Isn’t that harsh? I hear the liberals out there cry. NO – if you are not out rioting you will not be hit by either a water cannon or a bullet. Simple. Someone on the radio has just suggested soaking the f*ckers with vivid blue indelible dye - brilliant! When 1000 hooded w*nkers are rampaging wiith bricks & iron bars what are your options – seriously?


Cameron said that there would be serious consequences, that people would be arrested & feel the full force of the law. Oh really. A night in the cells? 6 weeks in jail? Ooh I can feel from here they are quaking in their boots. A criminal record? Pah, who cares? It’s not like it will affect their future employment. An ASBO – great! A badge of honour!


As for punishment for those actually arrested – would a prison term work? (3 meals a day, Sky TV & PlayStation 24/7?) I doubt it. Would visible community service work? Again, I doubt it. The humiliation element may work on some but for the rest who clearly have NO sense of community anyway, it would mean nothing. No, I’m advocating something far more medieval. The stocks. Right where the scene of their crimes was, where the local shopkeepers & residents whose lives have been torn apart by these mindless acts of violence can let these little a*seholes know exactly how they feel, exactly how their vile actions have impacted their – yes THEIR - community.
Why should they get to hide – enjoying anonymity - in the shadows? Policed naturally so soft, rotten fruit only is thrown, or indeed nothing more than feelings & words. They would have to listen, there would be no walking away, no “talk to the hand” no “I don’t have to listen to you”. Oh yes you do. I am not suggesting an eye for an eye, I don’t - ever - want to stoop to their utterly degraded level, but maybe a few nights of hearing what's what, they will begin to understand the real life impact of their mindless actions. And that there are consequences. Long reaching consequences.
And by the way, I am not some sort of middle class privileged privately educated type, I was born on a council estate in a deprived part of the North of England but I made certain choices and grabbed opportunities. I had only one parent from the age of 8, had free school lunches as we couldn't affford to pay, and I went to a comprehensive school - where by the way I chose to work hard & got to university. We didn't have a car, I didn't have the "must have" things of the day - designer jeans, a flash stereo or a video recorder - but did I go out smashing windows to get them? No. And neither did my neighbours, we were all brought up properly.
Friday, August 5, 2011
Noise annoys...?

I am still doing the lottery as I do still fancy the idea of a totally silent garden. A place where the hubby & the KC & I can hear ourselves think, no matter what time of day, no matter what season, no matter what the weather. And a view of the sea would be nice too ...
Monday, August 1, 2011
Phew - what a scorcher!


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